satiRPG
A downloadable abomination
My first fully finished project on RPGmakerVXAce!
Over 400 hours of development, education and learning how to make the best game I truly can. But instead you get this.
SatiRPG is a satirical RPG (hence the name haha lol) that details the epic journey of a brave skeleton and his band of friends in their journey to save the world! But just maybe, they'll learn a thing or two along the way.
This game is packed to the brim with stupid references to games and music, and rubbish from my childhood so if you're a #90skid theres probably some stuff in here for you.
The game is completely SFW but does include some naughty swear words (nothing racist, unless you include insults towards skeletons as racist)
Special Thanks on this project to:
And Estlib
If you have bugs, questions or simply enjoy my company you can catch me at
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Install instructions
Your PC may warn you about installing this (as it's an .exe) and if you dont want to do that I totally get you.
I recommend running the .exe as an administrator to bypass this warning.
The whole thing is about 495MB so make sure you install it somewhere that has enough space!
And finally, despite being an RPGmaker game you do NOT need any RPGmaker assets. All of those are included in the download because im a dude like that.
Development log
- The Hard Mode update!Mar 31, 2023
Comments
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another patch
fixed a bug where makuta does not drop a crushed up pile of bones.
please put me on no context patch notes
I swear I beat all 3 bosses but for some reason I only have 2 bone essence...it's been a while since I last played so i'm not sure if i'm going crazy or not
Yep you're completely right! I somehow beefed it at some point and Makuta doesn't drop any (no clue how or when i did that)
I'm gonna drop an update that fixes it but as for now if you send me your save I can retroactively add an essence (and many onions) of that works for you?
edit: update put through!
i know it's been a literal year after an update but there's a glitch (at least for me) where every time i do the sheep puzzle, it bugs out and basically doesn't let me inside the house
Oh that's a weird one thanks for letting me know!
I'm assuming you mean the 5 sheep scattered around the mountain valley?
yeah! i tried finding them in order but it would just tell me that i found 6 of them, so yeah
Right I've uploaded a new build of the game! It should work fine if you just copy your save file and pop it in the new folder
I awaken from my cryosleep to make this game more unbearable
* removed a bug where rocket jumping with a dead soldier caused a game over.
*probably added more
*buffed Cursed Lamp and Emergency Hat so they're actually good.
*added an item to cure status ailments at the shop :)
*added a cool new enemy in the boondocks cave so it isn't literally just filled with Carl Wheezer.
*added an NPC in Mon'Then that sells you 3 stupid hilarious accessories at various points of progression.
*more onions
another update 1.???? time is a circle
* removed bugs
*probably added more
*made it so you dont get a random encounter every 4 fucking steps
*added onions
Legendary video game right here
update 1.04 released
*removed bugs
*hopefully for the last time
*added more onions
hey, i said i'd stream it so i did
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/681767314
at the end I didnt know where to go after beating monoculus.
PS: theres a glitch where if you go in the fairy river maze in the east forest, and talk to a cow to bring u out, it brings out the boat as well so that if you enter the fairy river a second time, you get stuck in there since the boat is no longer there.
Oh man that's great I'll have a look once I have some time tonight!
Sorry about the cow maze! I'll have that fixed next update.
If you beat all 3 bosses you were supposed to use the Boney Essence they all dropped. I'll make that more clear too!
Thanks again for playing!
Just got round to watching the stream! glad you enjoyed it.
I'm taking on the comments from chat too, so I can update it to a better playable state. Thanks for the feedback!
update 1.03 released
*removed bugs
*probably added more
*added more onions
update 1.02 released
*removed more fuckin bugs (hopefully the last of them)
*added more flavour text
*added more onions
update 1.01 released
*removed a book i half programmed
*removed more fuckin bugs
*buffed burst fire
*added more onions
update 1.00001
fixed an event i left in that made you level 99
shit game lmao